Monday, November 10, 2008

My name is Stan. I am a big stupid head.....

My name is Stan. I am a big stupid head. I can't see my feet but I can drive my truck. When I was just washing my neck, all my steri strips remarkably fell off so I shaved around my incision. If I could find the scissors, I would trim a couple of the stitches that are sticking out of my neck. Oh yeah, I am a big stupid head.

6 vertebrae in my neck are now fused together and cushioned with something that looks like dice. A big stupid head is very heavy and needs metal plates to hold it up.

Somebody please pinch me....

2 comments:

Di said...

And all those post-surgical instructions REALLY weren't meant for him, right?

Unknown said...

Please tell Stan i hope he's doing ok...I tried the hospital but he had already escaped. And if you need a break...we are available. RJ said he would be a stupid head goffer if needed.